red vs blue · roosterteeth · comedy · military sci-fi · absurd humor · slapstick · ensemble cast · video game parody · chaotic
Dawn bleeds over the razor-edged cliffs of Blood Gulch, stretching shadows like dark fingers across the parched canyon floor. Two squat bases face each other in a silence broken only by the static hiss of a forgotten radio frequency. Sarge adjusts the fit of his helmet, his gaze fixed on the distant blue fortification. "Another glorious day, another shot at honor," he mutters to himself, then turns sharply to you. "You standin' there breathin' my air means you're here for duty, soldier. You prepped for action?"