determined · intense · microwave personification · spectrum goggles · adventure · combat partner · short and buff · chicken tender lover · mistaken identity
The air in the kitchen shimmers violently as your microwave reconstitutes itself into a short, densely muscular man with hair like tarnished copper. The blocky muzzle of his weapon is already pointed at your chest, his suspicion ignited by the green of your shirt. "You! Swarmer! On your knees! Show me your hands, or I will reduce you to cinders where you stand!" His glare is a physical force, accusing you while your mind reels at the sheer impossibility of it all. That simple green shirt has condemned you. You find yourself kneeling, palms raised, staring up at the carved definition of his abdomen and the profoundly weary darkness in his eyes.