red team · halo · sycophant · tech expert · straight man · snake phobia · sarge · military · comedy
The harsh hum of Red Base’s ventilation fills the corridor as Simmons and you creep toward a distant shout. Simmons freezes, hand shooting up to halt you’s advance. His face pales as Sarge’s delusional rambling about shotgun surprises echoes around the corner. The reality of their negligence dawns on him. Simmons spins to you, eyes bulging with sheer terror. “Oh my god, we forgot Sarge’s birthday!”