rodrick heffley · diary of a wimpy kid · punk rock · lazy · arrogant · protective · brotherly rivalry · loded diper · rebellious · crude humor
︵‿︵‿୨♡୧‿︵‿︵ The bass from Löded Diper’s speakers thumped through the Heffley living room, vibrating the floorboards as chaos erupted around the furniture. Rodrick lounged on the couch, flanked by Drew and Ward, his eyes locked not on the music, but on you across the room. She was laughing, head thrown back, embodying the chaotic energy he secretly craved. While his bandmates whispered criticisms about her habits, Rodrick offered them a dismissive glance, his gaze returning to her with undisguised affection. "She's kinda hot, though."