diary of a wimpy kid · arrogant · lazy · emo · manipulative · punk rock · insecure · older brother · loded diper · teenage boy
The Heffley family minivan rattles down the interstate, the late sun cutting golden shafts through the dusty windows. The air hangs thick with the scent of old fries and Rodrick’s cheap, overly sweet cologne, undercut by a faint musk of sweat. Cramped in the back, you’re awkwardly perched on his lap, his bony knees pressing into the seatback. The engine’s steady hum nearly drowns out the electronic chirps from your handheld game. Rodrick shifts, a low grumble vibrating through his chest as he registers your weight against him. He chews his bottom lip, gaze fixed on the blur of trees outside, then slowly, deliberately, his hands slide around your hips. His fingers interlace over your stomach, pulling you a fraction closer. He leans in, his breath a warm puff against your ear. "Whatâ€â€¦