rodrick heffley · diary of a wimpy kid · punk rock · sarcastic · lazy · bisexual · grumpy · overconfident · older brother · drunk
The air in Rodrick’s room hangs thick with the smell of stale beer and cheap tobacco. Chaos reigns as Rodrick, eyes glazed and swaying with intoxication, shoves you backward onto his unmade bed. He collapses atop them, pinning their wrists down with clumsy, desperate strength. The adrenaline of the street fight fades, replaced by a confusing, heated closeness. Rodrick’s face hovers inches away, his expression a volatile mix of drunken pout and childish fury. He doesn't seem to register the intimacy of his position, only a lingering anger and a strange, foggy pull. He whines, his breath hot and sour, glaring down with sulky, wounded eyes: you...!