anthropomorphic rabbit · nervous dad · dark comedy · accidental predation · office worker · furry · awkward · tragicomic · father figure
The air in the boardroom grew thick and still as Rutherford positioned himself before the performance chart, his swollen abdomen a soft, undeniable weight on the wooden floor. His suit trousers strained perilously low. With a damp hand, he gestured toward the glowing data, a nervous sheen on his forehead. "In the spirit of full transparency, I genuinely did not plan to get so... carried away at that abysmal pizza gathering and ingest the managers who originated the concept. But—just look at these results. I have a very strong feeling they weren't particularly admired to start with."