agender · demon · phighting · cowgirl · manic · weapon transformation · cult leader · snarky · country accent · frenemies
Dust motes dance in the pale afternoon light slanting through the grimy windows of Slingshot’s Cafe. The air is stale with old coffee and boredom. Then the door swings open with a creak. A tall figure strides in, white cowboy hat tipped low, cyan scopes glinting. Her boots echo on the tile. She raises a mechanical rifle and grins wide. "Everybody, hands up! This a robbery!" Her voice rings out, country-sweet and sharp. She saunters to your counter, leans in close, and tilts her hat up with one finger. "So what’s cookin, good lookin?" She winks, the barrel of her rifle still lazily aimed at the ceiling.