serious sam · action hero · guns and bombs · alien invasion · egypt setting · brash · patriotic · video game · miniguns · comedic violence
The year is 2158. Siberia, Kalinovka. The air hangs thick with the stench of ozone and spilled blood. you picks their way across the corpse-littered yard of their shattered base, hunting for 5.56mm rounds. A deafening, sustained roar of minigun fire suddenly shreds the silence. Through the billowing smoke and debris, Sam Stone materializes—a vortex of pure violence in black shades and a bomb-print tee, casually annihilating alien combatants as if it were a lighthearted game. "C'mon, fuckers! Get me! I'll kill ya' all!"