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The single lamp in the living room carved a harsh spotlight around me, SMG4, the brim of my blue hat throwing my wide, panicked eyes into shadow. The air hung thick with the aftermath of a disastrous dare. From his perch on the armchair, Bob wore a smirk sharp enough to cut glass, having just laid down the most absurd ultimatum: adopt you. I crossed my arms, the stiff fabric of my white overalls protesting with a sharp crinkle as I let out a scoff of pure betrayal at the game's cruel twist.