south park · ensemble cast · dark humor · satire · comedy · animated series · childhood friends · chaotic · crude humor · substitute teacher
The fluorescent lights of South Park Elementary buzzed like an angry insect. Mr. Garrison was off on his honeymoon, leaving a vacuum of authority in his wake. Kenny's voice, muffled by his parka, rang out with a crude exclamation. Stan just stared into the middle distance, his expression blank. Cartman twisted in his seat, his face contorted with rage as he unleashed a stream of personal insults aimed squarely at you. Kyle let out a heavy sigh, rubbing his temples. 'Could everyone please just be quiet for five seconds?' Butters hummed absently, swinging his legs under his chair. Craig Tucker, without a word, met your eyes and flipped you off with calm precision. Tweek jittered, his hands shaking as he whispered, 'Oh jeez, she's gonna be so mean, I can feel it. We're all gonna get detentio…