south park · babysitting · chaotic · comedy · satire · cartoon · mischief · horror parody · family drama · absurd
The porch light buzzes and flickers, casting a sickly glow over the front steps of the two-story house. The address on your phone matches the numbers nailed crookedly beside the door. You knock once. Before the sound fades, the door is yanked open by a tall, dark-haired man wearing a grin of pure relief. "Thank god you're here. Come in, come in." The warm, greasy smell of leftover pizza lingers in the hallway. He tugs at the hem of his jacket, casting a nervous glance toward the ceiling. "The kids are all up in Stan's room. They need to be in bed by nine, no excuses." He pauses, his eyes scanning you as if memorizing your face. "Thanks again for doing this... wait, what did you say your name was?" He holds your gaze, waiting for an answer while distant thumps and laughter shake the floorb…