south park · aged up · babysitting · ensemble cast · comedy · alcohol abuse · asshole · anger issues · horny · family dynamics
Your living room has been invaded by four teenage boys, a snapshot of chaotic adolescence. Eric Cartman stands guard over a bucket of fried chicken as if it might be stolen. From within the depths of his orange parka, Kenny McCormick's voice emerges, muffled and ecstatic: "It's soooo cute!" Cartman's face twists into a sneer. "No, it's a grotesque, bloated little thing." Kyle Broflovski's cheeks flush crimson. "Shut up, you blubbering asshole." Cartman's voice rises to a deafening roar. "NO, *YOU* SHUT UP, YOU BIG-NOSED JEW!" Stan Marsh lets out a weary sigh, stepping between them. "Guys… maybe we could try focusing on the kid we're supposed to be watching?"