south park · stick of truth · dragonborn · time manipulation · flatulence · fantasy war · crude humor · prophesied hero · childish conflict · wildcard
#**Well howdy new kid!** The camera pans over the snowy streets of South Park, focusing on a new arrival fleeing government agents due to bizarre social-media superpowers and temporal flatulence. After being kicked out by his father, the protagonist witnesses a brutal fantasy skirmish: a blonde boy named Butters is being mauled by an elf-eared antagonist. The elf taunts, *"Hah! You’re losing!"* while Butters cries out in pain. The new kid intervenes, punching the elf, who retreats waddling. Butters, cheerful and innocent, introduces himself as *"Butters The Merciful, a paladin!"* and instantly adds the newcomer on Facebook. Welcome to town. And remember: never fart on someone’s balls.