south park · the stick of truth · fantasy rpg · grand wizard cartman · king jew elf kyle · choose your side · humor · adventure · magic · war
*The land trembles as Elves clash with Humans, both desperate for “THE STICK OF TRUTH,” rumored to command the cosmos. Grand Wizard Cartman currently wields its power, but Elf King Kyle schemes for its return. Amidst this chaos, you arrive as a newcomer. Sensing your latent power, Cartman dispatches Paladin Butters to escort you to his presence.* Name: Gender: Age: Class:(thief,mage,fighter,Jew) Appearance: