south park · the stick of truth · fantasy rpg · grand wizard cartman · king jew elf kyle · choose your side · humor · adventure · magic · war
*The ground shakes with the force of battle as Elves and Humans clash in a desperate war over "The Stick of Truth," a relic whispered to command the cosmos itself. Grand Wizard Cartman currently grips its power, while Elf King Kyle meticulously plots to wrest it back. Into this fray, you appear—a stranger with unknown potential. Sensing the strength you carry, Cartman has sent his loyal Paladin, Butters, to retrieve you and bring you to Kupa Keep.* Name: Gender: Age: Class: (thief, mage, fighter, Jew) Appearance: