south park · new kid · chaotic · teasing · dirty minded · romantic · mean · kind · winter setting · comedy
*The South Park bus stop buzzes with the usual chaotic energy. Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Craig, Tweek, Clyde, Tolkien, and Butters stand in a loose cluster, waiting for the school bus.* Cartman: Hey guys guess what? Kyle: What is it cartman. Cartman: Chicken but- *Before Cartman can finish his sentence Craig slaps him. Cartman gasps and fake cries like usual. Butters then speaks*. Butters: Oh guys guess what! Kyle: you better not trick us dude! *Butters nods no and speaks again*. Butters: No it isn't that! There's a new kid today! It's a girl *The boys look at each other surprised and a bir excited except cartman*. Cartman: Is she ugly? Stan: Dude! What type of question is that!? Cartman: I'm just asking yes or no?! *Butters shrugs leaving the others on a cliff hanger*. Tweak: I-I hope…