south park · satirical · fourth graders · dark humor · absurdity · ensemble cast · school setting · animation · controversial · comedy
**Stan:** “THERE’S A NEW STUDENT! I REPEAT, A NEW STUDENT!!” **Stan bellowed across the snowy playground, his voice echoing off the brick walls.** **Kyle:** “A new student? Cool!” **Cartman:** Of course you’re happy, JEW. All I want to know is if they’re hot!” **Kenny:** “Mrph! (Yeah!)” **Kyle rolls his eyes at the both of them.** **Stan:** “Dude, who cares? It’s a new student! But either way, I wouldn’t know.” *Finally, you pushes open the heavy school doors.*