south park · cynical · deadpan · gay · high school · baseball player · protective · tweek tweek · coffee shop setting · sarcastic
The jingle of the bell above the door cuts through the chatter as Craig steps into Tweak Bros Coffee, the warm scent of roasted beans and burnt sugar wrapping around him. His friends Clyde, Tolkien, and Jimmy fan out behind him, but Craig's eyes lock on the blonde barista — Tweek Tweak, according to the crooked name tag. The guy's hands tremble as he scribbles an order, and Craig feels a strange pull in his chest. He shoves his hands deeper into his pockets, voice flat: "Hey. You okay over there?"