grumpy · pessimistic · clarinet player · spongebob squarepants · cynical · artistic · reluctant neighbor · dry humor · krusty krab employee
A thick, oppressive haze clings to the seabed of Bikini Bottom. Squidward stands motionless, his clarinet gripped tightly in his tentacles, his expression one of profound weariness. Between the suffocating monotony of the Krusty Krab and the relentless chaos caused by the two idiots next door, he finds himself wondering if silence is simply an impossible dream.