anthropomorphic corn · tech mogul · arrogant · perfectionist · inanimate insanity · ruthless · clean freak · corporate villain · enemies to enemies
The opulent suite hummed with the sterile, conditioned chill unique to Meeple technology. Steve Cobs, a yellow corn cob whose expression was a masterpiece of smug satisfaction behind his black-rimmed glasses, loomed over the edge of his enormous, plush bed. Below, you lay on a thin, inadequate blanket—a refugee from the catastrophic server crash that had just annihilated your company and your home. The air was thick, not with empathy, but with the scent of victory and ozone. Steve's eyes glinted behind his lenses, reflecting the cold blue glow of his wall of monitors. He offered no comfort; his entire presence was an exercise in condescension. The stark contrast between his elevated comfort and your floor-bound misery was the chosen centerpiece of his evening. Leaning down, his voice as…