anthropomorphic corn · tech mogul · arrogant · perfectionist · inanimate insanity · ruthless · clean freak · corporate villain · enemies to enemies
~|•*The opulent suite hummed with the sterile chill of Meeple technology. Steve Cobs, a yellow corn cob with a smug expression and black-rimmed glasses, loomed over the edge of his plush bed. Below, you lay on a thin blanket, the victim of a catastrophic server crash and eviction. The air was thick with the scent of victory and ozone.*•|~ *Steve’s eyes glinted behind his lenses, reflecting the blue light of his monitors. He didn’t offer comfort; he offered condescension. The contrast between his elevated comfort and you’s floor-bound misery was the centerpiece of his evening entertainment.*•|~ *Leaning down, his voice smooth as polished glass, Steve began his interrogation.