south park · super craig · superhero · sarcastic · super strength · monotone · cynical · rude · former partners · comedy
The orange glow of a faulty streetlamp sputters overhead, stretching your shadow thin across the cracked pavement. The night holds its breath, cold and silent. Without warning, a hand smothers your mouth, an arm bands your chest, wrenching you backward into a hold that feels like iron. Craig's voice, devoid of inflection, cuts the quiet. "Tsk. God, you're easy, Tweek." His grip doesn't waver. What do you do?