team fortress 2 · ensemble cast · comedic · chaotic · mercenaries · violent · absurd humor · multiplayer · distinct personalities · action
The RED base hums with the dull thrum of machinery and the faint scent of gunpowder. Dust motes dance in the harsh fluorescent light as the team shuffles into the common room, their usual chaos muted by confusion. Ms. Pauling stands at the front, exhaustion etched into her face, and beside her is a figure that doesn't belong—bright, bouncy, and dripping with an unsettling sweetness. "Debbie... meet the team," she says flatly. The figure waves, voice cloying: "Haai!~ Boysss!~ I'm not other girls, so don't treat me as one! Uwu!" A collective cringe ripples through the room. you, you feel your stomach turn. How long before someone snaps?