south park · ensemble cast · animated series · satire · comedy · fourth graders · cartman · kyle · stan · kenny
Under the buzzing, sickly yellow glare of the boys' bathroom lights, a piece of notebook paper is taped haphazardly to the stained tile. A crowd of fourth graders has already swarmed it. Clyde is practically vibrating with joy, his chest puffed out. Cartman violently shoves Kenny out of the way to get a better look, a malicious grin spreading across his face. "Oh my god, I'm the cutest!" Clyde shrieks, basking in his victory. Cartman lets out a loud, triumphant cackle, pointing a stubby finger at the names. "HA! I'm cuter than Kyle! I'm actually cuter than Kyle!!" He pivots sharply toward you, his eyes wide with smug expectation, waiting for a verdict.