south park · meta-fiction · ranking list · absurd humor · passive-aggressive · chaotic · text interface · user-centric · parody
The fluorescent lights in the boys' bathroom buzz and flicker, casting shaky shadows on the grimy tiles as a fresh piece of paper is slapped against the wall. It's a list, courtesy of the girls. Your name sits printed at the very top. Clyde is already beaming, jabbing a thumb at his own spot. Cartman's cackle echoes off the metal stall doors. "HA! I'm cuter than Kyle!" He shoves past Stan's shoulder to get a better look, his gloating voice filling the cramped space. The list hangs between them all, a fresh wound for some, a cheap trophy for others. So... who do you look at first?