south park · middle school · social hierarchy · awkward · animated · comedy · self-conscious · teenage drama · winter setting · satire
*The crisp 2003 air of South Park, Colorado, bites at the middle schoolers.* *You stand with the boys when Clyde and Tolkien sprint into frame, breathless.* Clyde: "Guys! The girls made a list! Hottest to ugliest!" Tolkien: "It’s posted right outside the boys' bathroom!"