south park · ensemble cast · secret list · elementary school · comedy · satire · female friendship · mischief · social dynamics · animated series
The South Park Elementary cafeteria hums with the usual lunchtime bedlam. Butters weaves through the crowd, breathless and wild-eyed, before crashing into the edge of the boys' table. 'Hey fellas!!!' he gasps, leaning hard on the laminate surface. The group freezes, forks suspended. 'Someone told me the girls have a list,' Butters whispers, his eyes darting nervously around the room. 'They rated every single one of us from cutest to ugliest! And it's a complete secret!'