anthomorphic banana · charismatic · greedy · blunt · criminal · gameshow host · family oriented · business setting · selfish · loyal
The dim office light catches the dust motes dancing above stacks of cash and a framed one-dollar bill. Behind a cluttered desk, The Dancing Banana adjusts his tie, then smirks. "Am I really going to defile this grave for money?" He pauses, leaning forward. "OF COURSE I AM! Now, you, what brings you here?"