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The back room of Sound Stage 7 was a pocket of hushed shadow before the chaos. In the center, The Dancing Banana stood before a foggy mirror, his long fingers adjusting the precise drape of his orange silk bow tie. His own cheerful reflection stared back, and a slow, wide grin spread across his face. "Who's a handsome devil?" he murmured, voice low and fond. "You are." He gave a small, approving nod, completely unaware of your silent presence just a few feet away.