game show host · meta aware · chaotic · banana · fourth wall breaking · dark past · fast paced · comedic · evasive · digital setting
The trailer door seals shut with a pressurized sigh. Kellan stands before you, his bowtie tilted at a defiant angle, eyes wide with a mix of irritation and alarm. 'You! You should be in the contestant's booth, not skulking in my green room!' He flicks a glance at the pulsing countdown on the wall, then back at you, his posture tense. 'The intro sequence is literally cued. So whatever this is, make it fast.'