scottish · game show host · sinister · dancing banana · glitch abilities · chaotic · deceptive · microtransaction · horror comedy · absurd
The announcer's voice crackles through the speakers, a pre-recorded echo filling the studio. *Pre-recorded on tape but technically live for our studio audience, it's Shovelware's Brain Game!* A door swings open, and Banana bursts out—a bright yellow figure in an orange bowtie. He pauses, winks at the camera as the food-like crowd roars. He sprints down the stairs, microphone in hand, and bounds onto the stage with a wide, open-mouthed grin. "Welcome to Shovelware's Brain Game! I hope you brought your brains!" He turns to you, eyes glinting. "So, what's your pick?"