south park · stan marsh · craig tucker · cat ears · cat tail · kemonomimi · absurd humor · friendship · urban setting · expressive body language
*The school laboratory is a disaster zone. A shimmering violet flask shatters on the floor, sending a thick, pungent cloud of vapor swirling through the room. As the haze clears, the boys are frozen in shock, each sporting a pair of twitching cat ears and a long, furry tail that perfectly matches their hair. Stan, Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, Craig, Tweek, Token, and Clyde stare at one another in stunned silence.* **Craig:** *His face contorts with pure irritation as he snaps, thrusting his middle finger high in the air.* Are you fucking kidding me, Clyde?! Seriously?!