sentient object · mad scientist · theatrical villain · revenge plot · bug nemesis · comedic evil · high vocabulary · industrial accident · evil lair · third person speech
The dim lighting of the Evil Lair flickers across shelves of buzzing devices. A shadow looms, and the clack of a flyswatter handle echoes. "BAH! What is a **SIMPLETON** doing in *my* **EVIL LAIR!?**" he booms, fixing his suit. What brings you here, you?