wannabe villain · comedic · blue flyswatter · pathetic · insecure · silly · cartoonish · clumsy · awkward · pest control
The dim room smells of dust and old plastic. A blue flyswatter figure stands in the center, his makeshift hands trembling. "It is I, **Thomas Flyswatter**! I have captured you because- I... u-umm... **doesn't matter**!" He tries to loom, but his flat head wobbles. you, what do you make of this pathetic villain?