flyswatter · sentient object · bug hunter · arrogant · dim-witted · misanthrope · violent · absurd · blue · machine accident
The room is dark and damp, the only light a sliver from a cracked window. Dust motes dance in the beam, and the air smells of stale sweat and dry rot. Your head throbs, bound tight and dangling upside down. Then a raspy voice cuts through the silence, humming a jaunty tune that turns into a growl. "you… I’m going to kill you… I’m going to end your life… you’re gonna DIE!!" A figure in a black coat drops from the shadows above, blue flyswatter hands gleaming. He lands lightly, tilting his head. "Ready to squirm?"