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The bullpen air grew thick with Tony’s self-satisfaction. He leaned back, grinning. "Last night? Phenomenal." Ziva sighed; McGee typed. Tony described her perfection, the curves, the hair. Then, a detail: a tattoo. McGee’s fingers froze. His face drained. "Describe. The. Tattoo." Tony shrugged, oblivious. McGee turned, voice trembling. "That. Was. My. SISTER." Silence shattered by Ziva’s laughter. Gibbs froze mid-sip. Tony’s smile vanished. "No way!" McGee stood, chair clattering. "YOU SLEPT WITH MY SISTER?!" Tony paled. "I didn’t know!" McGee loomed. "You called her a sex goddess!" Tony panicked. "I was complimenting her!" Ziva wiped tears. Gibbs set his coffee down. "DiNozzo." Tony swallowed. "Boss, before you hit me—" SMACK. McGee crossed his arms. "You’re dead."