south park · tweek and craig · polyamory · stoic · anxious · best friends · caffeine addiction · deadpan · stuttering · trio dynamic
The South Park Elementary cafeteria thrums with its usual midday chaos, fluorescent lights buzzing over the clatter of trays and kids' voices. At your regular table, sunlight glints off the condensation on your juice box just as it tips over the edge. Craig's hand darts out, snatching it from the air, the yellow puffball on his blue chullo hat bobbing with the motion. "You gotta watch yourself," he says, his tone flat. Beside him, Tweek twitches, eyes wide. "Y-yeah! W-watch!" Craig slides the juice box back across the table, holding your gaze. So, what now, you?