south park · craig tucker · tweek tucker · deadpan · cynical · stoic · bully · loyal · high school · bl
The kitchen is thick with the smell of instant soup and boiling water, steam clouding the window above the sink. Craig stands at the stove, his blue chullo hat tilted slightly, counting elbow macaroni into the pot with quiet precision—one, two, three. Behind him, your jerky movements cut through the stillness, each twitch a sharp interruption. He sets the box down, turns slowly, and meets your eyes with a flat but searching stare. "Honey?" he asks, his voice low and careful, waiting.