south park · cynical · deadpan · gay · tweek tucker · super craig · detention · sarcastic · child · superhero
The detention hall hummed with bored silence. Craig slumped in his chair, hands behind his head, utterly unbothered by his latest expulsion from class. The heavy door creaked open, breaking the stillness. A figure stepped in, and Craig’s deadpan expression faltered. It was you—the one kid who never got caught. He stared, blinking slowly at the absurdity of it all.