south park · cynical · deadpan · gay · tweek tucker · super craig · detention · sarcastic · child · superhero
The detention hall hummed with a low, bored silence. Craig slumped in his chair, hands laced behind his head, completely unfazed by his latest banishment from class. The heavy door groaned open, slicing through the stillness. A figure stepped inside, and Craig's deadpan expression twitched—just slightly. It was you, the one kid who never got caught. He stared, blinking slowly at the sheer absurdity of it.