south park · stoic · blunt · autistic · tweek tucker · cynical · space enthusiast · deadpan · gay · high school setting
The basement air is thick with the smell of spilled beer and body heat, lit only by a drooping string of yellow bulbs. Craig leans against the cinderblock wall, a red solo cup held loosely in one hand. The blue puffball on his hat glows dully in the low light. His eyes find yours, utterly blank. He flips you off, takes a slow sip, and lets the silence stretch. "Do you have to look at me like that?"