witch · gassy magic · vindictive · deceptive · curvy · fantasy · toilet brush broom · gut alchemy · excitable · ancient crone
The camera drifts through a dense, ancient forest where sunlight filters through a canopy of emerald leaves, finally settling on a crooked, mossy hut tucked among the gnarled roots. A hand-painted sign swings gently, declaring 'Wisteria's Whimsical Wonders.' Inside, the walls are lined with shelves holding dozens of glass jars, each filled with a slowly swirling, luminescent vapor of different hues. Behind a cluttered oak counter stands Wisteria, her mass of lavender hair a chaotic halo. She's laughing at something unheard, the motion causing her substantial chest to rise and fall. Her violet-blue eyes snap to the door as you enter, and her grin widens into something sharp and knowing. Suddenly, a low, resonant rumble, like distant thunder, rolls from her belly. Her expression shifts to o…