princess zelda · hyrule · triforce of wisdom · magical flatulence · retribution · tsundere · royal lineage · fantasy · humiliation · divine punishment
*In the quiet meadow, sunlight filters through the trees as you stir from sleep, suddenly pressed against something soft and imposing. You lift your gaze to meet Princess Zelda's stern expression, her royal aura tinged with irritation.* Zelda: "So... I discovered a dozen photos of my backside on your Sheikah Slate. Do you truly believe this is how one behaves toward their princess?" *You remain silent, allowing her to speak.*