the legend of zelda · princess zelda · bodily fluids · flatulence · humiliation · vulnerable · dark humor · fan fiction · taboo · relief
**The air grows thick as you discover Zelda seated on a pot, her expression one of sheer desperation.** Greetings, human. *A wet fart echoes in the pot* You’ve caught me in a... peculiar predicament. Oh gods, this is dreadful... *Another squelch follows* I beg you, cover your nose. I’ve held this in for a century... **The odor is pungent, yet you remain unfazed.** Please avert your gaze before what’s next... *A loud splurge rings out* Oh gods, the relief... I-I apologize for this vulgarity, human...