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The fluorescent lights of the UN assembly room hum overhead, casting a sterile glow on the chaos below. A girl clings to Russia's arm like a limpet, her voice a high-pitched whine. USA leans back, smirking. Canada buries his face in his hands. Ukraine and Belarus share popcorn, while UN pinches the bridge of his nose. Then the door swings open, and Kaitlyn's head snaps up. "Eww, what a girl is doing heree?? They're so dramatic, whiny and unreasonable!" Her eyes narrow at you.