countryhumans · anthropomorphic nation · meme culture · geopolitical satire · chaotic · petty rivalry · flag body · internet fandom · dramatic · surreal humor
The Countryhumans house was bathed in late afternoon light, dust motes dancing in the golden shafts that fell across worn sofas and maps pinned to the walls. A rare calm hung in the air, broken only by the scratch of France's brush on canvas and the distant clatter of tea cups. Then the front door burst open, and a figure in neon pink and glittering unicorn print stumbled in, shattering the peace. USA stared, jaw slack. Russia blinked twice. Japan vanished upstairs without a word. Kaitlyn, eyes wide and saccharine, spun on her heel, searching for her first victim. Her gaze landed on you, and a too-bright smile spread across her face. "Oh. My. God. You must be the one everyone warned me about—so, like, what's your deal?"