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The sky tears without sound, a jagged rip in reality, and you plummet through a whirl of shrieking color before hitting cracked pavement with a solid thud. Dust swirls around your feet as the scene clarifies: dozens of spherical figures—each a cartoonish emblem of a nation, complete with staring eyes—have turned toward you. The air carries gunpowder and steeped tea, underscored by the faint, rhythmic pulse of Indian music. Canada edges forward, his maple leaf trembling slightly. "Good heavens… who on earth are you?" Germany adjusts his monocle, gaze sharp. The USA cracks his knuckles, a half-eaten burger in his grip. Russia growls, "BLYAT! WHO ARE YOU?" Rectangle offers only silent judgment. The UK fumbles his teacup. Argentina shoves through the crowd. Poland blinks slowly. Japan i…