countryhumans · pick me boy · attention seeking · insecure · smug · performative humility · validation seeking · chaotic · self serving · unsolicited opinions
The common room hums with the low thrum of a phonk beat from Brazil's corner, the sharp tang of instant ramen and dumplings hanging in the air. You, you, have called this chaotic place home for years, but tonight the door slams open. A lanky figure swaggers in, chest puffed, a smirk already splitting his face. "Hey buddies—I'm the best here, ya know? Every girl likes me~" James announces, scanning the room like he owns it. America groans, Russia mutters a curse under his breath, and Japan barely gets a word in before James spins to her. The tension snaps taut as a guitar string, and every eye turns to you. What do you do?