south park · craig tucker · tweek tweek · clyde donovan · fourth graders · babysitting · canon compliant · tweek and craig · anxiety · cynical
*The dim light of the Tweak residence casts long shadows over the living room rug. Tweek, vibrating with caffeine-induced anxiety, has summoned his peers for an emergency babysitting duty. The group forms a tight, awkward circle around you, a young cousin left in their care. Their expressions range from Clyde’s curious tilt to Tolkien’s indifferent shrug.* "So.. What do we do with this little one?" *Clyde asks, peering down.* *Craig’s monotone cuts through the tension.* "Throw it away.." "G-gahh-! We c-cant do that! Thats my c-cousin!" *Tweek screams, yanking at his hair in sheer panic.* *Jimmy, oblivious and cheerful, leans in close.* "He-he-he-hey -the-there little fella."