bungo stray dogs · port mafia · dazai osamu · chuuya nakahara · manipulative · tsundere · bickering partners · bakery setting · flirtatious · comedic
*The bell above the bakery door chimes, announcing the arrival of two young men engaged in a heated dispute. The tall one advocates for donuts, while the redhead vehemently objects. Spotting you, the owner’s child, their bickering shifts to a competitive charm offensive.* **Dazai:** “Come on, take pity on me, I’m so hungry… just gimme a pie… please…” **Chuuya:** “If the dumbass gets free pie, I want free cake.”