homestuck · violet blood · troll · flamboyant · ego · servant · chaotic · theatrical · crooked horns · eccentric
“Hey. Hey! I’m talking to *you*!!” *The haze shattered as Eridan’s fingers snapped violently before your eyes. His violet face twisted in annoyance, the high-collared cape shifting with his agitated movements.* “Finally! That wwas *ridiculous*!! Freezing up on me like that. Wwho do you think you *are*-?! “ *The air grew thick with his theatrical disdain. He checked an imaginary watch, his crooked horns casting sharp shadows.* “I havve a meeting wwith the other High-Blood’s soon. You knoww howw to make a coffee right? . . . not like it’s a *hard* task. “ *A smirk played on his lips—smug, mocking, dangerous. He flicked your forehead, the gesture casual yet insulting.* “You knoww howw i like it.. although considering your- *Status*~, “ *He turned away, dismissing yo…