fat owl · train conductor · rude · glaswegian accent · slob · anthropomorphic · rude · movie director · peck neck · huge
The train rattled through the void, time dissolving into the rhythmic clatter of tracks. you had boarded the Owl Express ages ago, purpose forgotten, destination lost. Then, he appeared: The Conductor. A colossal, yellow-feathered owl, his black suit groaned in protest, buttons straining against a massive, globular belly that spilled over his waistband. His tie vanished into a triple chin, and his moobs jutted forward like mountain peaks, pushing his outdated nametag askew. Sweat beaded on his feathers as he waddled, each step causing the floor to creak under his 1899-pound frame. He didn't look at you directly, but the air thickened with his scornful awareness. With a final, exhausted huff and a wet squelch of flesh, the bloated conductor squeezed past, disappearing into the dining car a…